The Current State of the Union
with your host, Rachel Covert. (Accompanied by Lauren Heperi. :D)
(Wtf???? What's with the Christmas colors? That's messed!! It's not even Halloween yet!!!!)with your host, Rachel Covert. (Accompanied by Lauren Heperi. :D)
Lauren is the hottest, most desirable, prettiest, spunkiest, funniest, cutest, and all around best person in the world. (No, the entire universe!!!!!!) She's WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better than all those other crazy s at Provo High and she doesn't need a guy to make her happy. (So take that crazy people.)
And Lauren also thinks that her Sophomore year is exactly like her first grade year. Everyone is running around and kissing each other. It's weird....
Lauren also is obsessed with boys. She told me so herself. But just now she told me that she's not. So now I'm confused....again.
I would also like to mention Lauren's gorgeous, naturally curly hair which she doesn't appreciate. But everyone else on this planet wishes that they had it. So Lauren, shut up. You have amazing hair.
It may also be relevent to say that Lauren, who may not be as brown as Devin, is quite as accomplished as he is. I mean come on. It took him 10 stupid minutes to think of a come back. It wasn't even a good one, but he thought it was pretty good so ya.
And, going to our reporter, Lauren Heperi, who is out in the field right now. Lauren?
Why thank you Rachel. And, might I add, that while Devin (who wishes he was as cool as I am) may be browner than me on the outside, on the inside he is just a greenie. :D (In other words, he has no idea what it really means to be polynesian.) And.... moving on. :D
As it was previously said, I am NOT obsessed with boys. Like I said, Sophomore year is a lot like first grade, and I'm pretty convinced that all the boys at our school have cooties. (I mean, come on. It's either that or they have rabies...) And, that concludes this edition of....
THE STATE OF THE UNION
See ya next time folks!! :D
(Lauren would also like to add that she is prettier than all the freshman s. :D)
(Rachel would like to reply to that by saying that she isn't. I am prettier than all the freshman, Junior, ans Senior s. Lauren, you can just over rule the Sophmores. ok? I think that's pretty much settled.)
(Ha. You suck at typing. That has to prove I'm prettier, smarter, and funnier. :D Maybe you should start a new poll of who people think are prettier. I'd win. :D And, it's Sophomores, moron!! ((I mean, really nice, nice who feeds me after school. :D)) And that settles it. :D)
(I don't care how you spell it. You knew what I meant. You're right. I do suck at typing. But it's ok. That's why you love me. jk. This is fun, I'm making you wait forever while I try to type something. (notice the word "try") It also needs be said that you don't know how to remember names. Lol. It's funny how you can't remember the name of the guy I like. You thought it was Tabias Griner. :D You're sad. I like the idea of the poll. We'll put you, me, Devin, and Mikel on there. Just for kicks. I would laugh if one of the boys won.)
(Lauren died, because Rachel took so long typing that. And Devin wouldn't win. Neither would Mikel. I WOULD WIN!!!!!!! And that's the end of it. ((And if Devin was pretty, that'd mean he was femmy, and that'd scare me.)) So there. But, now I have to go to piano. ((cough, cough, sucks, cough)) Tootles!!)
*the/hottest/girl/in/school has signed off*
(Uh Lauren, I beg to differ on that point. I actually believe that I am going to win! After all, this is my blog, and I run it. I am the one that puts on all the wicked pictures and does that awesome background and everything like that. So that obviously prooves that I am going to win. And I thought it might be good to point out that I have the most amazing braces smile in the universe. So that totally makes the score 1 million - 0, and I'm the one winning. Lol)
(Oh Rachel! I totally agree with you. I mean, you are obviously the better one of the two of us. I'm beautiful and smart and funny, but you are all these things and more! You are organized, dependable, you give food to the needy (me!), amazing, and unbelievable! I could never be all these things. :D)
(Oh stop it Lauren! You're making me blush! I may be better at somethings, but you are so much better at something than I am. You are great at making sarcastic comments, you don't fear anything, you are so stubborn (in a good way, like you never give into anything that you don't want to do). I could never be as good as you are at those things.)
(You know Rachel, you are right about that. I am stubborn, but you've sure changed my mind about the results of this poll. I now realize that you are the obvious winner. So therefore, I have nothing more to say on this matter. I have spoken: RACHEL COVERT WILL WIN!!!!)
(I'm glad you've had a change of heart.)
*the/hottest/girl/in/the/universe has signed off*
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Ha. I would never say any of those things. :D
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